Raising energy through emotional stimulation?

[CFTraveler]

DM*Cubic, I like how you think.

[DM*Cubic]

I dig the flattery, yo. Keep it comin'.

By the way CFT, I love your signature line. The cocoa spirits must be a pretty cool bunch, you know? Maybe one day I'll be roaming about in the mental plane and run across the Platonic Form of Chocolate, and attain sweet, milky-smooth nirvana.

[CFTraveler]

Actually, it was Alex that wrote it (it was longer, I took the part I liked the best). It had an ending like "if the people that believe the fabric of the universe is polyester instead of silk try to shove down their beliefs down my throat, we'd have to go to holy war" or something like that. It was hilarious, but too long to use in it's complete form.

[DM*Cubic]

I love holy war. I think we should have more of them, honestly. I don't like people with buzzcuts, so you maybe wanna team up with me and baseball bat their mailboxes?

Okay, this is the end of this tangent, I swear... Ahem.


UN Resolution #19441:

Seeing as how...
...DMCubic and CFTraveler have engaged in teh blasphemy of teh intenrets by speaking off-topic,
...DMCubic and CFTraveler have threatened to engulf the world in jihad,
...DMCubic and CFTraveler have been in other ways naughty,

Be it resolved that...
...DMCubic and CFTraveler receive slaps upon the wrists not closer to the hand than one inch and not closer to the elbow than four inches, to be administered by a peacekeeping force of guardian genii of teh intenrets as designated by the Security Council,
...DMCubic and CFTraveler never break open the mailbox of one with a buzzcut, whether or not that one is a phys ed teacher, and regardless of the metallic or wooden constituency of the baseball bat used to perform the mailbox breaking thereof,
...DMCubic and CFTraveler let the topic shift back to Deadliner's thang promptly and without further contravention of UN Mandates, Resolutions, and Angry Letters to Presidents.




/grandstanding