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30th April 2010, 10:25 PM

1st May 2010, 12:34 PM
Gee, I wonder how many of those they'll sell?

1st May 2010, 04:13 PM
72 hours worth of monkey fart? Hey, who can resist at those prices?



1st May 2010, 07:13 PM
Yuck mango, wouldn't a monkey fart smell like banana?


1st May 2010, 10:01 PM
No, seriously. Google monkey fart candles. They aren't actually flavored with flatulence. You can really buy these things.

1st May 2010, 11:48 PM
Have you purchased one, and if so, can you try to describe the aroma of a monkey fart candle?

*puts on his detective goggles*

2nd May 2010, 04:02 AM
No, I just read this thread for the first time today and only Googled the candles to see if it was a joke or not. No monkey fart candles for me. Just think bananas and coconuts. I forgot what else is in them.

2nd May 2010, 01:39 PM
Monkeys can be found in many regions worldwide and will generally eat what fruit and/or insects are available to them depending on where their habitat is. This could include a wide variety of nuts, berrys, fruits of all kinds and any small prey. A monkey fart may therefore smell like banana and coconut, however the sheer logistical horror show of attempting to encapsulate and verify the fart of a monkey plus said variations in diet, may mean that the candle you purchase might not be a true, authentic scent.

2nd May 2010, 04:36 PM
I like the last line of the advertisement as well, "burn times may vary".

with that said, it is my drunken/stoned college day's experience that farts of any edible's nature do burn quickly. ouch! :oops:

2nd May 2010, 05:35 PM
My guess is that it probably smells like tutti-frutti.