Add to that.
Make sure you live in the kind of house where the local kids like to congregate, especially since their parents know you're teachers so you're probably a safe bet (especially during school holidays) .
Ensure they knock on your door loudly and frequently and ring your phone at regular intervals so that any ajustments to your meditation/napping time are bound to be met with noisy interruption. Good too if you can train your children/husband to burst into your room looking for you when the whim takes them. And, for those early-morning-in-bed-sessions, nothing works a treat like the freight train experience of spousal snoring.
Also excellent is to have an escape artist dog that is only contained by fences if it chooses to be contained by fences. Such creatures necessitate search (and rescue?) operations which keep you clear of any dangerous vibrations or floaty sensations.
Should these measures fail, I highly recommend plumbing that loudly shakes the foundations of your house when anyone washes his hands or you use a washing machine or neighbours with a penchant for home renovation.
"A dream is a question, not an answer."
(Therapist and dreamworker Strephon Kaplan
Williams)
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