"when I was going through my initiation rite, to become a vampire, the head vampire of chicago slit open his chest so I could drink his blood, and they
gave me so much cocaine that I would have died if it wasn't for all the demonic power within, that gave me higher tolerance. then I could see the veins in people, smell their blood, and this got me really sexually aroused, and I could feel my canine teeth grow when I was near a person"
This guy and his wife stole garbagebags of dirt from catholic cemetaires to put in his "coffin" where he slept, because "vampires need to sleep and recover on holy ground during the day".
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